just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I came so hard my ears popped.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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