its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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