Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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