Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm so fucking centered right now
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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