She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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