i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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