I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
