Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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