Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My ass is underappreciated
I love you. Go after that dick
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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