he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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