Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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