i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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