Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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