I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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