I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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