Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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