No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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