Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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