Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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