There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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