it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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