was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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