So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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