Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he shaved USA in his pubs
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
