I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I believe in your delicious
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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