how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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