I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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