Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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