I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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