i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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