yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Randomize
