That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
