I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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