Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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