please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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