He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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