i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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