u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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