Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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