Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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