they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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