I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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