We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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