I wannas sexs uuuuu
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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