ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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