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So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
i need some magic done to my vagina
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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