Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I woke up under a house in Key West
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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