I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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