Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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