that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Porn is love you can see.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
