We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Your penis caused this!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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