I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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