He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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