Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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