You're completely useless in the revolution.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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