Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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