just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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