He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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